If the game freezes, just click inside it (games can get unresponsive if you click elsewhere on the page).
The premier shark-based insult-game.
Swim around and insult harmless octopi with procedurally generated insults. But be careful, they might not like you afterwards. Being mean is not cool.
WSAD / Arrows – movement
Space – insult everyone around you
M – mute music
R – restart game